EMERGENCY!! I’m having an Instagram emergency!!!

AAAHHHHHH!!! One of my worst nightmares has come true tonight!! I was stalking a guy’s profile (namely the target of my last post) and I accidentally liked one of his pictures!!!! I repeat I accidentally liked a fucking picture… and once again, AAAHHHHHH!!!!! I suck at life. Disastrous… I was so proud of myself for not texting him back before, and now he’ll see that I also instagram stalk him. Wait, let’s make that past tense stalk-ed, because I will never go back there again!! He’ll also probably make his profile private after this.

He hasn’t said anything yet. Of course I “un”liked it, but it took me a second because of my heart dropping somewhere between my knees causing my hands to fumble the phone and go back however many pages, and then me contemplating whether to smash the phone against the wall, and then me having to go all the way back to that picture to unlike it (it sounds like a lot, but it probably took all of four seconds).

If he does text me something about it (because we all already know he won’t call) then I thought of an excuse. I’m gonna play dumb at first like “What?! No I didn’t like any of your pictures.” Then I’ll be like “Oohhhh maybee it was my friend, because I was telling her about what a ratard you were and she wanted to put a face to the name so I showed her your instagram, that I had seen before, and she must have liked one of them by accident”? I can’t tell if that response would make things seem better or worse?

Okay writing all of this has at least somewhat made me feel better. Has this happened to anyone else?? I would LOVE to hear some other horror stories… misery does love company after all ;p

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